The following suppositions of character are completely without base, and most likely only 98% accurate.Blue Moon: You have ovaries, and have visited (more than once) a bead shop and/or pottery-painting store.
Budweiser: You are the everyman, and dare not rock the boat. You drive an American truck (probably a Ford F-150) and would love to "do" Pamela Anderson.
Chimay: You are a graduate student currently investigating the homosexual tendencies of Gilgamesh, and/or Sumerian marital pottery.
Coors Light: You wear sweatpants and flip-flops to Applebee's. Seriously. Knock that shit off. Also, you find setting up a game of beer pong absolutely appropriate at your niece's 5th birthday party.
Corona: You pop your collar and call women bitches. Most likely, you wear a Livestrong wristband, or some variation thereof.
Fat Tire: You drive a '92 Honda Civic complete with a Dennis Kucinich bumper sticker. You really love The Office, but tell anyone and everyone that the British version was better.
Heineken: You are trying to be different, but really you crave validation from your peers just like everyone else. Also, you secretly love cheesy trance music.
Miller Light: Your narcissism strongly suggests you drink a low-calorie brew, but your checking account demands you forego Michelob Ultra or Budweiser Select
Pabst Blue Ribbon: Certain acronyms come to mind: PBR, GHB, STD, and/or DUI.
Thanks to Jessica C. for her help!
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Stella Artois -- You studied abroad in England in college where your roommate routinely drank two cans of this each morning for breakfast. You now drink this regularly, telling anyone who will listen that budweiser tastes like piss, and that most American's wouldn't know a real beer if it bit them in the arse. But you wouldn't be caught dead drinking it from a can. Bottles or pint glasses all the way.
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